Saturday, July 4, 2009

Hugging My iMac and That Time I Had No Money to Buy a Snuggie

This past week has been beyond tragic. The other night I was actually a little overwhelmed when the late news came on and I found out that Billy Mays had died. He was 50. He was hit on the head during a rough plane landing, felt sick later that night, and died in the morning. Can you BELIEVE that? It's terrible. I spent an hour or two in absolute silence after that. I thought Michael was it, but for some reason Billy Mays just got to me. After I spent my time in silence, I watched half of Wall-E then cried for half an hour before going to bed. Now I just found out that Steve McNair was killed. Fortunately though I'm not here to chronicle their lives and make it a huge thing. RIP Farrah, Michael, Billy, Steve.

Me and Mac

On to better news! Well, better in a personal sort of "happy feeling" way, but not so much in the financial way. I bought my Mac*. I bought it, hugged it, turned it on, and fell in love. When father and I walked into the store I was pretty certain I wasn't going to have it that day, but fate decided to taunt the living daylights out of me and waggle a gigantic box containing my dream computer right in front of my googly eyes. And so my googly eyes failed me and I found myself nodding and pulling out four different payment methods as everything grew hazy and I realized what was about to happen. I was about to buy it. I was also about to be severely in debt, but eff debt! I only have a couple grand on my credit card now and $2 left in my checking account until July 14th...totally not a big deal. I also have a free iPod Touch and an incredible addiction to the game StoneLoops, which everyone should probably buy.

Also, I happened to be gazing up at the bar TVs at work the other day and noted a new Snuggie commercial. This commercial mentioned festive new Snuggie colors, including zebra and leopard. I've always been pretty positive that the Snuggie was invented specifically for me by someone who hasn't told me about it yet, so I knew this must be a sign. Leopard Snuggie!? Now of course when they get a color that I want, I have $2 until ten days from now, at which point I'll still have $2 after I pay all my bills. I can't buy a Snuggie. I can't even buy a movie for my iPod to watch on the plane to Florida next week...or a Big Mac. Or a bag of delicious Baked Ruffles. At least I got StoneLoops for $.99 though. I spent the whole morning at work making a list of things that I suddenly find myself wanting to buy but inevitably can't for a very long time. But then when I lean back and gaze at the slick 24" screen I'm typing on, I don't know if I really care. I could probably heat my room in the winter with this thing and get a tan from the screen while doing it, but as far as I know, I now have a better computer than many people could hope to have. I are happy.

* Note short hair. Liked it for a little while but now everyone's chopping their hair off and I miss my long ponytail. Thoughts? Also note, and try to forget, frightening expression on face.


  1. A couple of things:

    First, how could you forget David Carradine?! That guy died masturbating, which is more joyous than anything else lol. Except everyone knows autoerotic asphyxiation is ridiculously stupid without a spotter. But hey, out of the hundreds of times he's probably done it, he's only died once, right? So, hats off to that guy.

    Second, why are you in debt? haven't you been saving for this thing for months now? I'm sorry, I guess the mystical world of credit card debt baffles me to no end. I haven't had a job in months, and I've still got at least $200 keeping my head above water. But hey, congrats on the mac, I know I'd certainly love one.

    Third, way to briefly mention the 'do. Very nice by the way. A little Claire Danes thing going on there.

    4th, about the snuggie: I'm sure you've already seen it, but hey, why not.

    Always good to be able to glean from the scraps that fall out of your ears, thanks for writing again =)


  2. I like your new hair!, is it angled? post a closer picture. i'm blind. and when are we gonna get together. you live in h.well thats like minutes from me, i live in g.willard.
    i see you just dont love me anymore. i told krystal we should all do something but you keep disappearing! and i know you have writings you need to post. how about that butt krystal gets to do script writing at CCBC, how unfair is that hahah. well write me back you bum. i know you have my email address, in fact i think im gonna send you an email!

  3. I have the new 24 inch iMac also - one of the best things I ever bought! I love short hair btw.